I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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