we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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