She announced her abortion via fbk
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Randomize
