therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
he was CRYING into my vagina
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
