Just mADE A PArabola og urine
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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