the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
"it" just moved
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Randomize
