what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
