Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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