i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
did you just send me my own nude
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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