things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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