dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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