It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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