susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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