Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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