People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Randomize
