College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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