Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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