im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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