She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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