We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I wish I only lived at night.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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