Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
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