Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Please don't give away my fajitas
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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