I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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