Porn is love you can see.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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