Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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