He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Your penis caused this!
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