If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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