check it out our google latitudes are spooning
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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