Midget sex pt 2 tonight
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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