You were right. It hurts to walk today.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I want her autograph on my taint
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
did you just send me my own nude
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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