Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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