I hate your face
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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