My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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