Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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