420 ftw
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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