Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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