So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
Randomize
