Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
