ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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