STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
