The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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