Too much gin, very little bucket
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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