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(562): View more from California

Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar

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(931): View more from Tennessee

there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes

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(210): View more from Texas

I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up

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(804): View more from Virginia

Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.

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(207): View more from Maine

Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?

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(720): View more from Colorado

Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!

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(630): View more from Illinois

just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame

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