i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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