in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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