I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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