i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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