i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
