I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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