After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Randomize