This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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