i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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