i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
