I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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