Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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